Wednesday, December 7, 2011

big questions/too much information

why is it that whenever you buy a huge beer from a bodega, they always give you a straw? who drinks beer from a straw? can you get drunker from drinking beer out of a straw?

i am recovering from a sinus infection and i now have pink eye. i am officially a completely undesirable human being. thank god i have such a great personality.

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